I'm so glad Trump won!

[thefuturemesozoic]

Well, I didn't vote for Donald Trump, but, now that it is the first of April, and he has been back in the Whitehouse for a little while, I've got to say that I'm glad that he won. Joe Biden over-stimulated the economy and kept focusing on things like trying to save the planet for the next generation and bringing broadband to rural communities, rather than being laser-focused on keeping inflation as low as possible. We need to impose tariffs on these countries that have been taking advantage of us, even if it means that prices go up. We need a President who is willing to stand up to our enemies, like Canada and Denmark. Trump is a shrewd businessman, so he knows a lot about making deals, and he has filed for bankruptcy six times, so he understands what the common man is going through. We need a President who will stand up to those coastal elites. They're so condescending. They think they're better than us. Regular people understand that we're $36 TRILLION in debt, and we've got to be willing to make hard decisions, like cutting Medicaid or closing Social Security offices. We can't afford to be doing things like funding pediatric cancer research anymore. I don't understand why anyone is angry with Elon Musk. He is just trying to make sure the government isn't wasting my tax dollars doing things like regulating Elon Musk's businesses, or hiring people to answer the phone to resolve peoples' Social Security issues, or trying to stop rich people from cheating on their taxes. Rich people work hard for their money, and they deserve a tax cut. We need to make sure that government employees are spending their time doing things that tax-payers care about, like taking down and then restoring references to the Navajo code talkers from government web sites. And I feel sorry for Donald Trump. He's had a hard life. And, lately, everyone has been on his back. The mainstream media is always on his back for lying to the American people. The Department of Justice and Democrat prosecutors were on his back for committing crimes. The courts are on his back for ignoring the Constitution and acting like a dictator. The guy just can't catch a break. Censorship has been a big problem in this country. We've got these scientists in countries like France, criticizing our duely-elected President's policies and then trying to come over here. They aren't welcome in this country. They should go back where they came from. We need a President who will be tough on crime, and I'm glad that Trump led out those Capitol rioters who were still in prison for beating up police officers. He is ending the weaponization of the federal government and making life difficult for people who won't bend the knee and get behind him. For some reason, people around the world think that we want to take their tired, their poor, their huddled masses yearning to be free. I don't know what gave them that idea, but Trump is letting them know that we don't want them to come here illegally, and we don't want them to come here legally. We just don't want them to come. He is making America great again, and, by the end of his term, nobody will want to come here or trade with us anymore.